The One-Eyed Sailor At Sea

"The One-Eyed Sailor At Sea"

"Ick's hard ta belives that I dids incredible tings in my prime,
I's seens lots in me long lifetime.
I's traveled da woilds and enjoys everymomeniks,
The stories I's could tells would toin your stomaciks.
I've fought the tuffest creatures and palookas from land and sea,
And I have peoples and strainge ani'mals who loves and fears me.
Oll I have is me cans of spinachik,
It gives me strengths ta fights to da finisk.
Even all the punishments I could takes,
But, yet even I's can go thru heartaches.
Peoples pokes funs of me appearance and I don't givisk a damn,
Because I nos that I yam alls what I yam.
I ain'ts no bad guys. I'm just tuffuk,
I can give out loves but sometimiks I gets notiks enuff.
I loves the seas cuz it'sk nos that I woulds never be alone,
I even coll it, "home sweets home".~"

I actually read and typed this in Popeye's voice. XD Try to read it if you can.